Silly Thread

[Asa]

Yeeears ago my SO and I lived in a big house with a few bands. We had bands playing our basement and staying over weekly or more. We had a few bathrooms, including one on the first floor. A guy in a visiting band walked past the open bathroom door, out our front door, and peed on the tree in the front yard.
A few of us spoke up, "You may use the bathroom...."
He replied, "That's OK."
"No, really, please use the bathroom."

 

[Gaze]

 

[Gaze]

 

[James]

I can't take this thread seriously... I just sneezed and woke my cat up. The look she gave me, now I know how mice feel when they see a cat

 

[Night Owl]

[video=youtube;5a39fS-82HE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a39fS-82HE&list=PL_igHbIHR974lorxKjrKbWyOHh9db9WBf[/video]

 

[Asa]

[video=youtube;41lZmGcRWHU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41lZmGcRWHU[/video]

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

 

[James]

I had an Aunt I really didn't like, she was aggressive and hostile and used to upset my mother. One day she came around and my brother had made himself some food, he got a bottle of tomato ketchup out of the fridge and shook it very hard. The cap was loose and it went everywhere, drenching my Aunt. She sat there stunned, and I roared with laughter, I just couldn't stop. She wiped most of the ketchup off, got up and went home. I know it was wrong to laugh, but it was involuntary.

It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

 

[Sloe Djinn]

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

 

[Night Owl]

[video=youtube;pwkucsl7ePc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwkucsl7ePc[/video]

 

[aeon]

 

[Asa]

 

[aeon]

 

[aeon]

 

[dang]

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.

 

[Asa]

 

[Night Owl]

[video=youtube;FJye229QbVs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJye229QbVs[/video]

 

[Asa]

[MENTION=14675]Night Owl[/MENTION] - that is so scary!!!

Also, there was a person behind her who waited in line the whole time? Like, "No biggy, an insane person is attacking McDonalds. I'll just wait."

 

[Milktoast Bandit]