The Butt Game

then this song came on the TV:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU"]YouTube- Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"[/ame]

, but...
 
there was no sound so the IMF had to bail out state TV from imminent collapse due to plummeting viewing figures, but
 
nick at night was on, everybody watched Fresh Prince. But
 
I pulled a bottle of vodka from the freezer and looked for a martini glass. Everyone wanted a drink
 
Barack Obama walked in, but
 
he was wearing an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polkadot bikini, but
 
this gave him an uncontrollable case of the giggles so he was banished to Bermuba, but
 
Bermuda was invaded by trans-dimensional chimeras and they sent the bikini, which was now posessed by the artificial mind of the titular character of Invader Zim, back to the immediate vicinity of the TV, where everyone was now drunk, but
 
this didn't bother him because he is quite accustomed to spending time alone naked.

Eventually everyone moved on with their lives and started having babies, but...
 
those babies were all males and none females but
 
fortunately, in Afghanistan, everyone was having only super-beautiful daughters with green eyes who wanted to move to the West, but
 
the west had prejudice against green eyes but
 
had a stockpile of contact lenses in every other colour, but
 
The green eyed Afghan beauties wanted only cyber lovers who could arouse them allegorically but,
 
since the internet was constantly playing up, they took a trip down to the cinema instead intending to see the re-released, remastered classic Titanic, but
 
found it dreadfully dull, so they say starship troopers instead but...
 
suddenly, a giant insect jumped out of the cinema screen and ate all but
 
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