The Butt Game

[waterbaby]

One member of the few knew how to sew & went to work, but

 

[Flavus Aquila]

she finally decided making handkerchiefs wasn't helping the situation, but

 

[Timeless]

her butt shrank, but

 

[Flavus Aquila]

she still decided she needed liposuction on her thighs, but

 

[TinyBubbles]

she couldn't afford it so she decided to join the circus, but

 

[Flavus Aquila]

she was refused membership because animals had been forbidden by the humanitarian society, but

 

[Stu]

the local carnival needed a small butted big thighed woman for the geek show, but

 

[Tactical Panda]

she was picked up by a foreign talent scout before she arrived there, but

 

[Flavus Aquila]

the foreign talent scout was pulled asside by customs officials an given a full body search, but

 

[Nucky]

then the customs officials got high, but

 

[Flavus Aquila]

that was no different from any other day except that this time they started dancing, but

 

[puddinboots]

Solongo decided to move to Morocco and pursue her life long dream as a bellydancer, so she jumped on board a raft made of bamboo, sailed across the Atlantic and managed to escape a most frightening encounter with the shrieking eels while escaping a near collison along the Cliffs of Insanity and survived with her nine lives intact but....

 

[Stu]

she was too skinny to pull it off. She got really mad but......

 

[athenian200]

then, despite being butt-ugly, she extinguished a cigarette butt on her butt, and got prepared to headbutt a butthead, but

 

[Lumi Spitsbergen]

then, despite being butt-ugly, she extinguished a cigarette butt on her butt, and got prepared to headbutt a butthead, but

the butthead was an ex-butthead and she had already totaled his car, so she was going to let him go on his way, but

 

[Stu]

she felt an electricity run through her when ever he was around, but