The Butt Game

The green Jujyfruits. But,
 
the juicyfruits were poisened, all except the green ones, but
 
the green ones tasted like snot, but
 
someone was stupid enough to eat it anyway, but
 
you liked snot, butt
 
the sight of all those movie-goers eating their boogers turned even your stomach, but
 
but only evangelical snot, it has a delicate flavor but
 
Life's too short to abstain from boogers. Anyway, all this snot gobbling summoned Fungus the Bogeyman, who was delighted, but
 
Preferred live stage plays to cinema. So he summoned a gargoyle from a nearby building to fly him to a tropical paradise but,




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the gargoyle started to crumble as he was trying to get of the building but
 
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this was a stroke of luck because just at that moment a huge meteorite flashed across the sky, headed towards the ocean, but
 
NORAD mistook it for a nuclear assault originating from a temporally disturbed Soviet Union and began calculations to retaliate, but
 
fortunately everyone in the control and monitoring center was either drunk or too high to notice, but
 
but, (dude didn't you get banned?) butt.....
 
"butt...." but anyhow, everyone was drunk and tripping over cables or on account of all manner of compounds, but
 
They were determined to sail away from this event & off they went, but
 
the entire ocean was against them and they were smashed into itty bitty pieces against a rock-face, but
 
somehow a few of them survived, still in itty bitty pieces, but
 
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