Well I don't need a hall pass, as I'm now single and I'm not really drawn to celebs as such, they're just people. I got 2 autographs in my whole life, one was a soccer player my brother made me get, and the other was Bill Bryson, as well... it was Bill Bryson. I don't do one night stand things, so this would be dinner only and maybe a kiss on the cheek at the end, if things got 'crazy'.
1) The Queen
Is this treason ? I hope not, oh I was never going to get a knighthood anyway.
2) Hillary Clinton
What can I say... I'm drawn to power. Hurts doesn't it Bill, when someone strays ?
3) Sarah Palin
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Just for political balance (urgg!!) I guess we could go shoot bears from a helicopter instead of dinner, that doesn't sound crazy at all (takes sedatives).
4) JK Rowling
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Wingardium leivosa ! No it would not be to get a sneak peak at the new Harry Potter manuscript, omg who dies on page 89 ? Sob.. Not Hagrid.. no....
5) Jennifer Aniston
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We could just be good 'friends'. That's right. I did the whole list just for that one, terrible joke. I know, I know, if there was a hate button on this forum, you'd be clicking like crazy now. I get that a lot...