oh ye of little faith? pen me in for next you never know.
it scares you? they just want to be friends 

 we will all be thirtysomething someday...
no, it's nasty being english, and having been an imperialist pig to the  world. it's nothing to be scottish, just boring, charles rennie  mackintosh, who cares. at least ireland has some justifiable culture to escape into. being white in australia is just embarrassing.
i have dual citizenship to america actually. but my parents are  australian and i grew up in australia. i don't know much about america  (apart from that california is beautiful) but i don't believe in it. you  have to be rich to get an education there and that sucks. i don't know,  other things, i don't think america is that great.
oops sorry for all the political claptrap