+1 Sentence to an Absurd Story game

She taught them to fill their holes and showed them many wondrous objects which she insisted would fit inside
 
Sadly many just didn't get it and perverted her words.
 
The queue for the wondrous objects stretched for a mile down the street and word soon spread to the pope who began to become curious as to what the big deal was
 
again, horrified by the less than serendipitous results begotten of their acquaintanceship, the pope and the dalai lama again conferred and chose to make amends and part ways forever lest more woe be imparted unto the world
 
The patrons of the adult toy stores stood and watched while they ate their cross shaped doughnuts.
 
Suddenly and without warning a thunderous boom shook the ground, the clouds parted and a giant hand reached down from the sky and pointed an accusatory finger at the donut eating patrons
 
The doughnut eaters proceeded to bite the hand.
 
A giant, badly drawn foot came crashing down and squished all but one of them
 
The greek gods suggested playing a game of twister but everyone pretended to have a headache so they could get out of it
 
The people had very short spans of attention and would wander off their positions.
 
They realised that regardless of the arbitrary starting position they had been handed in the great game, be it pawn, rook or king, all choices were available to them and they could move however they wanted if they only believed
 
The greek gods crushed them for their temerity, fearing their tenuous grasp on power slipping from their greedy hands
 
They grew tired of grasping, and speaking Greek as none of them understood it anymore.
 
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