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Or at least a tv with Colbert on it interviewing.......no one.
 
Having no idea who he was, Stephen Colbert then had to google himself so he could think of something witty to say
 
Then he realized he had actually booked a daily lama.
 
By pure coincidence the Dali Lama happened to be driving by on his tricked out Harley Davidson at that exact moment, black smoke belching from a fat chrome exhaust
 
The pope went midevil and the dali lama whipped out his iPhone so he could post it on his Facebook account.
 
The video went viral and started a new craze where people all over the world started dressing like the pope and kicking the shit out of random people in the street
 
Las Vegas jumped on board and developed a new show where Elvis impersonators dressed like the pope sang, 'hound dog'.
 
reflecting horrified on the cultural devastation arisen from their initial conflict, the Pope and the Dalai Lama agreed to make amends and exchanged insurance information.
 
The Dali Lama's insurance only covered suffering while the Pope's insurance company was tied up in a banking scandal and had its assets frozen.
 
Unable to reach an amicable settlement, the pope and the dalai lama decided to open competing donut stores across the road from each other where they could both glare at each other during their dinner breaks
 
Although nobody would buy them because of the miniature dead guy nailed to each one
 
Instead of eating the cross shaped doughnuts people started worshiping doughnuts in all shapes and sizes.
 
Some of them began to ponder the significance of the hole, associating esoteric meaning to it.
 
Wars were fought over whether or not they were donuts with holes in or holes surrounded by donuts
 
A wise woman emerged from the wilderness and taught peace and acceptance in contemplation of the emptiness of the hole.
 
her doctrine consisted of aspects of wholeness, how in the emptiness of the hole, one could be filled; thus accidently inventing the jelly-filled doughnut through a misunderstanding of application.
 
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