Derail This Thread

[hush]

I will let you off the hook Owl, if you can convince hush to help me raise him. I'd really like to see my big boy add some boiled Gatorade to his diet.

Aw heck naw, I didn't sign up for any of that. I'll mail the boiled Gatorade to all y'all.

 

[hn87c901]

I will let you off the hook Owl, if you can convince hush to help me raise him. I'd really like to see my big boy add some boiled Gatorade to his diet.

Is @hush his second mother? I'm confused.
Spliced eggs or spliced sperm or both?

 

[hush]

Is @hush his second mother? I'm confused.
Spliced eggs or spliced sperm or both?

D:

I don't even want to contemplate this

I'm gonna have to go bleach my brain, brb

 

[hn87c901]

D:

I don't even want to contemplate this

I'm gonna have to go bleach my brain, brb

lol...weird science has reached our shores I hear.

 

[Night Owl]

Is @hush his second mother? I'm confused.
Spliced eggs or spliced sperm or both?

Have you read Frankenstein? Well, therein lies your answer.

@Milktoast Bandit and myself studied psychiatry, advanced science and surgery in Germany between 1819-1826. @dang was assembled from various parts of Scandinavia and East Germany. His hands came from Vienna - they were taken from the fresh corpse of Franz Schubert. @hush wasn't around in those days. She only came around in the Summer of 1836 when Dang was just being completed. She did resource his finger nails though as the others rotted away.

 

[Night Owl]

I will let you off the hook Owl, if you can convince hush to help me raise him. I'd really like to see my big boy add some boiled Gatorade to his diet.

Aw heck naw, I didn't sign up for any of that. I'll mail the boiled Gatorade to all y'all.

How kind. You'll have 2 sachets of soup mix and $20 US each month, plus a supply of boiled Gatorade that will be cool by the time it arrives. What more could a mother, I mean, father ask for

 

[dang]

I want that played at my funeral.

 

[dang]

Hey @slant, this video puts your video to shame.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

I want that played at my funeral.

That can be arranged. Let me know when you die.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Aw heck naw, I didn't sign up for any of that. I'll mail the boiled Gatorade to all y'all.

But parenting @dang is hard. I need your help! *sobs*

At least I can look forward to weekly mailings of boiled Gatorade...

 

[dang]

What have I missed?

 

[dang]

What have I missed?

Go back and read through the last few pages you lazy ass.

 

[dang]

Go back and read through the last few pages you lazy ass.

Fuck that. Every single post on this thread is garbage. I'm not wasting my precious time catching up on lame jokes. The mods need to close this thread for the good of the forum. Seriously.

 

[dang]

Fuck that. Every single post on this thread is garbage. I'm not wasting my precious time catching up on lame jokes. The mods need to close this thread for the good of the forum. Seriously.

What a drama queen. If you can't appreciate this thread, then you need to find yourself a sense of humor.

 

[dang]

What a drama queen. If you can't appreciate this thread, then you need to find yourself a sense of humor.

You need to find yourself a dick that isn't mistaken for a clit regularly.

 

[dang]

You need to find yourself a dick that that isn't mistaken for a clit regularly.

That was below the belt. I told you about my micro penis as a secret. I can't believe how much of an asshole you are.

 

[dang]

That was below the belt. I told you about my micro penis as a secret. I can't believe how much of an asshole you are.

I may be an asshole, but at least my dick is larger than one.

 

[dang]

I may be an asshole, but at least my dick is larger than one.

Screw you.

 

[dang]

Screw you.

I am done wasting my time here. Enjoy derailing threads with your cute little micro peen. I've got better things to do. Like get drunk, get high, and get laid. Who's with me? Gonna have some real fun tonight. Yeah!

 

[Night Owl]

I am done wasting my time here. Enjoy derailing threads with your cute little micro peen. I've got better things to do. Like get drunk, get high, and get laid. Who's with me? Gonna have some real fun tonight. Yeah!

You L.A. cowboy.