I'm sorry for hitting a nerve I was trying to be silly. Months old bloody tampons a never fun to deal with.
I know far too well where you are coming from (I used to have to work 10 hour days with about 2+ hours of commuting after which I would have to do all the house work and child care while ex was a "SAHD" who did nothing during the day but technically make sure the kids didn't die). That frustration is very real and very deserved. I hope you are able to quickly sell the house and are able to move on.
it's totally cool. I guess having had over 20 years of stuff like that, for it to be happening now, after the break up feels a little bit much. If it happens again I may redistribute the contents to her bed.... Not a horses head, but it might finally make the point lol.