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@hush @Jet It's waste collection day tomorrow, so I have emptied all the household bins... Even the dreaded bathroom bin, which was 'rammed full'. I never put anything in there, tissues flush and other items go in the main bin downstairs. Others do not follow this rule, and discarded items do not improve with age. I have washed my hands about 20 times, but it is not enough to wash away the horrors my eyes have seen.
At least when I'm single again, I will not have to endure this part of 'family life' anymore. It was not unlike that scene in Pulp fiction with Vince and Jules, bathroom clean up.. The Geneva convention prevents me from saying more.
"did you wash your hands?"
"you saw me wash my hands"
"I watched you get them wet"
At least when I'm single again, I will not have to endure this part of 'family life' anymore. It was not unlike that scene in Pulp fiction with Vince and Jules, bathroom clean up.. The Geneva convention prevents me from saying more.
"did you wash your hands?"
"you saw me wash my hands"
"I watched you get them wet"
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Jet
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I spent 3 years in a country where toilet paper was not to be flushed down the toilets least they clog ....
I cloth diapered 2 children ....
I own a uterus ....
I fail to see what could be so horrible in your rubbish bins unless it is like chopped up bits of murdered people???
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Hmm I was there for that too. Alas, I've forgotten who it was...
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I don't know what it means but I'll give you a "like" because it all in Latin. Yikes!
@Jet - I was not being 'prissy' I was railing against the unfairness. I don't put mega gross things in a bin, then leave it there for literally ages... waiting for someone else to clear it up. I assure you, you don't want an explanation of what was in there. Why didn't my ex empty it ? oh yes, because it was totally gross and she'd prefer to wait until 'the maid' (i.e. me) does it instead.
I have changed many many nappies, and bought the t-shirt in that way. I was the main child care, run-around, potty emptying dad (also working as well) whilst 'power mad' ex commutted each day and built her now well paid career "all on her own". I guess now we are separated, I think she should clean up her "....." or find another hotel to stay in.
I guess gender wise, this is normally what happens in reverse. i try to see the funny side of things, but when you're trying to keep a house clean so it can be sold, sometimes that is not so easy to do.
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All I got from this is, "the latest pregnancy or salad. sumthin' sumthin' volleyball."
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In the design industry we call it "placeholder copy" but I like to think it is Latin Baby Got Back now.
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I'll translate for you:
"Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt. It is so big, she looks like One of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, ya know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because, She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there I mean gross, look She's just so, black.
I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, want to pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed. Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes (me so horny) Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen her dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah) Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it) Shake that healthy butt Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I want to get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I want to fuck Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah) If you want to role in my Mercedes (Yeah) Then turn around, stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back
Baby got back Yeah, baby, when it comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin' To do with my selection Thirty six-twenty- four-thirty six Ha ha, only if she's 5'3
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hon You can do side bends or sit-ups But please don't lose that butt Some brothers want to play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't gol' So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it, Miss Thing Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back."
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I'm sorry for hitting a nerve I was trying to be silly. Months old bloody tampons a never fun to deal with.I know far too well where you are coming from (I used to have to work 10 hour days with about 2+ hours of commuting after which I would have to do all the house work and child care while ex was a "SAHD" who did nothing during the day but technically make sure the kids didn't die). That frustration is very real and very deserved. I hope you are able to quickly sell the house and are able to move on.
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OK I'm going to follow you, but don't get freaked.You should get to know me.