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[hn87c901]

You sure know a talent when you see one. Let's get into this:

"the latest pregnancy or salad. sumthin' sumthin' volleyball."

This means, in male speak:

terces s’ti esuaceb gninaem eht uoy llet t’nac I

lol...I love your sense of humour.
I knew you'd be able to decipher it.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

You sure know a talent when you see one. Let's get into this:

"the latest pregnancy or salad. sumthin' sumthin' volleyball."

This means, in male speak:

terces s’ti esuaceb gninaem eht uoy llet t’nac I

It's true.

 

[Night Owl]

lol...I love your sense of humour.
I knew you'd be able to decipher it.

Dry as the Simpson desert.

 

[Night Owl]

@infj1357 we'd ask you to female translate, but us fellas are usually contented in our ignorance

Oooo, so happy.

 

[Night Owl]

Are you his dad too?

Yes. I am @dang 's father.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Yes. I am @dang 's father.

Wow! Me too!

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

@infj1357 we'd ask you to female translate, but us fellas are usually contented in our ignorance

Oooo, so happy.

I don't know if I'd trust her to translate anyway. The last time she did we got this...

All I understood was
"bleh bleh bleh puss cram bleh bleh what bleh burning bleh bleh"

 

[Night Owl]

Wow! Me too!

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I'm in my twenties and I just had my mid life crisis.

I resign. Good luck daddio! I'm sailing to the Caribbean! I'll send child support in the mail. 2 sachets of soup mix and 20 bucks every month.

 

[Night Owl]

I don't know if I'd trust her to translate anyway. The last time she did we got this...

That's the problem. We got that.

Sorry @infj1357 maybe you feel like this atm (that's how we express our friendship care)

Hahaha... ahhhh lol.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

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I'm in my twenties and I just had my mid life crisis.

I resign. Good luck daddio! I'm sailing to the Caribbean! I'll send child support in the mail. 2 sachets of soup mix and 20 bucks every month.

You can't just resign from being Dangs dad. He needs you.

 

[hush]

Yes. I am @dang 's father.

Wow! Me too!

 

[Night Owl]

You can't just resign from being Dangs dad. He needs you.

Needs me? Needs me? I haven't done a good job at all. He'll be able to heal while I'm away.

 

[Night Owl]

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Little Lukey is

 

[hush]

Little Lukey is

Luke is hoping it's a fluke 'cause otherwise he's gonna puke

 

[Night Owl]

Luke is hoping it's a fluke 'cause otherwise he's gonna puke

Milky and Owly both claim the place of Darth Vader
Since Luke is a metaphor for Dang and Vader for Dang's daddy.
But Owly has resigned the post - leaving Milky to make Dang's morning toast.

 

[jyrffw54]

XDDDDDDD

I was slightly disappointed that you did not actually play "Sweet Dreams" over this

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Milky and Owly both claim the place of Darth Vader
Since Luke is a metaphor for Dang and Vader for Dang's daddy.
But Owly has resigned the post - leaving Milky to make Dang's morning toast.

Milky's not letting you run off to the easy life, leaving me here to raise this full grown man by myself.

 

[Night Owl]

Milky's not letting you run off to the easy life, leaving me here to raise this full grown man by myself.

Come on Milky, I deserve the easy life,
I always agreed to play the fella, and you the wife,
So conform to the patriarchy
And make @dang 's bed and tea.

 

[hush]

Come on Milky, I deserve the easy life,
I always agreed to play the fella, and you the wife,
So conform to the patriarchy
And make @dang 's bed and tea.

I can take care of the tea, I have a secret recipe.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Come on Milky, I deserve the easy life,
I always agreed to play the fella, and you the wife,
So conform to the patriarchy
And make @dang 's bed and tea.

I can take care of the tea, I have a secret recipe.

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I will let you off the hook Owl, if you can convince hush to help me raise him. I'd really like to see my big boy add some boiled Gatorade to his diet.