If life gives you...

[flower]

Cry and move on.

If life gives you a baby~

 

[Tin Man]

...remake Baby's Day Out.

If life gives you a robot butler...

 

[j654dgj7]

... realize that you're in a Rocky remake and buy a friggen ticket to the main event!

If life gives you a podcast ...

 

[Pahndi]

If life gives you a podcast ... clean the ear wax of your listeners.

If life gives you a show and tell

 

[TinyBubbles]

show, don't tell

If life gives you a sleeping wolf

 

[Pahndi]

If life gives you a sleeping wolf, prepare breakfast.

If life gives you a surprise

 

[just me]

If life gives you a surprise, care for it.

If life gives you a broken heart,

 

[poeyinok]

Fill the cracks with all the things you love about the world.

If life gives you an adventure....

 

[TinyBubbles]

Embrace it!

if life gives you a full moon

 

[Deleted member 10171]

Howl at it!

If life gives you sunshine....

 

[just me]

If life gives you sunshine, come out of the shadows. Watch things grow. Help to nurture them.

If life gives you lemonade,

 

[TinyBubbles]

make coke

If life gives you complete anonymity

 

[Pahndi]

If life gives you complete anonymity, pretend to be funny.

If life gives you artificial intelligence

 

[just me]

If life gives you artificial intelligence, ask it from whence it came.

If life gives you jet shoes

 

[TinyBubbles]

fly to the international space station

If life gives you a whole barrel of pistachios?

 

[just me]

make pistachio ice cream.

If life gives you silence,

 

[j654dgj7]

If life gives you silence, enjoy it!

If life gives you peace of mind,

 

[TinyBubbles]

indulge in it

if life gives you happy memories

 

[Artisan]

make even more of them

If life gives you ice

 

[TinyBubbles]

make an ice sculpture

if life gives you a violin