Why are my dreams so sexual lately? -shrug- I'm going to turn this into the sex dream thread!
But yeah, in my dream, my dad moved into these apartments. Actually, he'd lived there for quite a while. What happened was them....this couple. This husband and wife moved in, and as it turned out, they were pretty much swingers. They had children, a daughter and a son who were from ages roughly 6-8. So they were pretty young. And the parents were in their thirties, the mother was a bit older than the father, the father was about thirty three.
All I remember is that they were HOT. The couple was soooo hot. The dude was ripped and had blond hair and blue eyes, the chick, despite having kind of saggy boobs and wrinkles was in shape and had blond hair and green eyes and they were just both so hot.
I remember that the couple came over to introduce themselves and I was just drooling over their hotness. They invited me to come over some time and babysit their kids, but I knew that's really not what they wanted. Then I did go over to their house for a while but the father didn't come home so nothing really happened, and my mom got paranoid and demanded I come home and never go their house again.
So I just had to go on a walk and tell Janessa about how hot this swinger couple was. I was talking to her on the phone and first began to describe the father, and the son who was like eight was standing behind me and told me he was going to tell his mother what I said, that his mother wouldn't be happy. And then I was thinking -oh shit, she thinks I just want to fuck him....- so I went over to the house, had to sneak over there because I wasn't actually allowed to be there...
The wife let me in and I told her how hot she was and she knew what I was thinking. We did something for a while, I don't remember what there is a blank spot in my memory of the dream, and then she wanted me to make out with her.
She pulled me in for a kiss but it was like the weirdest fucking kiss I ever had, and I pulled back telling her I didn't really know how to kiss all that well because I'd only done it three times. She nodded and continued doing her weird-arse kiss. No seriously, her lips weren't opening and she was just going really fast with them, basically, chewing on my lip with her teeth and she called that kissing.
So I taught her the real way it was done -or how I'd been taught- and then we did that for a minute, undressed her, was kissing every part of her body until I got down to the Vagina and she wanted me to eat her out. I said I hadn't ever done it before and no, I didn't want to get chlamydia, and she seemed to accept that.
I asked if she had a double sided dildo and she said no but she got out this weird...got I don't even know how to explain it. It was like pieces of cardboard about the size of a keyboard that were attached to each other, but could be folded. Anyway I didn't understand what I was supposed to do with it.
Then, there was a knock on the door. I knew who it was. My father, wondering where I was. I went over to the house at 2:00pm and it was now 7:00pm. I picked my shit up real fast and ran into the bedroom, telling the wife to say I wasn't here. But she let him in and I quickly hid in the closet but could get it closed without making a loud noise and him knowing someone was here, and right as I had the door closed he walked in and found me. He was pissed, told me to go home, and yelled at me and such.
You know in a way it was pretty much the same sensation as a husband caught their wife cheating with you, because I hid in the closet and stuff haha. But they were swingers so they didn't mind much about that stuff.