Would you kill a puppy for $1000000?

acd said:
No gang bangs
no foreign objects
no animals
No gross fetishy stuff with bodily fluids.

Basically it would have to be the tamest prudest porn ever complete with the wearing of powdered wigs and going to church directly after.
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Sounds like an Our Father and 3 Hail Marys would cover it.
 
rachel said:
I am basing my wording on how humans see "animals" as different. I am not more worthy of life than the feral cats who reside in my hood. Let's not get too technical here, no?
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I think that's really good that you view animals in such a way. That shows you have a real sincere heart, so just ignore those that make you feel weird about your feelings for animals.

My answer would be "no" as well, but for another reason- If we were just handed a million bucks without working for it, what good is it to you? Learning good work ethic is more valuable than money.
 
Hmmmm, I'm afraid to say that my answer would have to be yes: I eat pork, and pigs are significantly more intelligent than most dogs. So it would be a tad hypocritical for me to say no when I'm indirectly responsible for the death of more intelligent creatures. That being said, I take no pleasure in the pain of other living creatures, so I would try to do it in a humane way if possible.

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Matt3737 said:
Where's the 'Would you kill a kitten for half a million thread?' at?

And the theoretical outrage for only being worth half the amount a puppy killer would receive for equal amount of work?

What a cruel, cruel world we live in!!
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I feel the same way, we should protest :]
 
I am fond of animals, especially pets... I cried like a fucking baby when my 14 year old dog died... She was like my first child - a friend and companion when I had no other.

I'll kill that hypothetical puppy though, but not for a million dollars...

No, I'll only kill that imagined puppy as long as this thread dies with it.
 
I do not want to kill a puppy for $1m, but I would try to put emotions aside. It depends on how I had to kill it. If I could press a button to blow it up, yes. If I was forced to kill it with a hand knife, that might be too disgusting for me though I would certainly try. To make up for his loss, I would donate $10k to an animal shelter. :P
 
Majesty said:
...You could only use that money for yourself (or friends and stuff). What I mean is that you can't kill the puppy and give all the money to a foundation to save puppies or something. You could only buy yourself an iPod and go with your friends in a trip, ect...
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The rules of the original post are that the money can only be used for selfish gain :tongue1:
 
I feel guilty having $5,000.00 in my bank account from working. I feel that's living beyond my needs and that it could be put to such better use. I also think money is worthless if it's not doing anything, I believe a good economy is where money is constantly in motion, so I resent it when people just have money with no plan to spend it. So not only would I feel terrible if I had $1,000,000.00 that could only be spent on me or my friends, but to kill a puppy for it? My gosh, I'd rather die than be so selfish. That's not the kind of person I want to be.
 
technics said:
You could kill the puppy without any reward if that makes you feel better :D
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It would relieve me of the stress I build up over not knowing what to do with $5,000.00 in my bank account.

Oh Gawd. I sicken myself.
 
bubah said:
I feel guilty having $5,000.00 in my bank account from working. I feel that's living beyond my needs and that it could be put to such better use. I also think money is worthless if it's not doing anything, I believe a good economy is where money is constantly in motion, so I resent it when people just have money with no plan to spend it. So not only would I feel terrible if I had $1,000,000.00 that could only be spent on me or my friends, but to kill a puppy for it? My gosh, I'd rather die than be so selfish. That's not the kind of person I want to be.
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Great "thing" to keep in mind, precisly what i would have said.......
 
Seriously though I dont see what the big deal is, I would kill it for almost 25% of that!
 
You know whats really funny, nobody has even stated what kind of puppy were killing.

sure right now your thinking who would kill this guy
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But after seeing this your now thinking great now I have to hijack a TARDIS to kill it, because there's no way to kill it now.
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Probably over and over. Can I get another million?
 
I don't think so. I don't need that much money all to myself. I can't even donate it to charity. I wouldn't want too much money because I probably wouldn't know what to do with my money. And in a way I would like working for my money.
 
I could kill anything when I'm in my ESTP shadow. I hope that I can avoid that sort of stress in my life because it will always come back to haunt me.
 
Wyote said:
I'll kill the person making the offer. No problem.
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I'd do it and immediately buy about a quarter million in Jack Daniels to deal with the ensuing life-long guilt. Solutions!
 
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