hahahahah I bet! I feel a bit bad for anyone who registers from now till sometime during the weekend. I already have an idea for a cure for when this fizzles out .
Well, cabbage would be best. You'll have to be on them for about a month. After that, I recommend the cookie diet for a week, they're expensive indeed, but we have a program for those who need cookies.
Don't worry, we'll try to make as painless as possible. Also, if you are taking the handsome part of the boddeh then you'll have a quicker and a greater chance of recovery.