Just as long as I'm not tragically beautiful because then there'd probably be some horrible greek "you did your mother/sister/relative" sort of thing going on, or you turn into a flower or something terrible. All I know is it would involve so much hubris that they would box it and ship it to Troy which would obviously bring about their downfall, because hubris destroys everything.
Christmas went well enough, but the roads were pretty bad. How was yours? Hopefully no swords through people's backs.