Oh my.
No, I'm totally not trolling you. Let's discuss Becarria's 'On crimes and punishment', or the PCL-R. (I told a person I scored 30+ on that test, it's a test for psychopathy. I said: 'Apparently it isn't good for your score if you torture small animals.')
Heh, you should've seen the look on the face of the girl sitting next to me.
My friend and I laughed.
And jesus, that story about your neighbours dog, that's perfect.