Corrupt a wish

Granted, but they must be removed for one get together. There is a fire and everyone just grabs what stickie they can find as they run outside. Now everyone is looking at everyone else trying to figure where they are.

I wish school taxes weren't so much.
 
granted they are even higher, and the extra money is going toward's the teacher's snack bar

I wish I could take a ride with john cusack on a motorcycle
 
Granted, but you're stuck behind the stinkiest diesel smoke spewing truck for 100 miles and there's nowhere to pass. Phew.

I wish I had more friends.
 
Zen Lizard said:
Granted, but you're stuck behind the stinkiest diesel smoke spewing truck for 100 miles and there's nowhere to pass. Phew.

I wish I had more friends.
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I have a 1000 already in line waiting for you to attend to their emotional needs on a daily basis.

I wish I had no wishes.
 
granted you have no wishes because you are the genie, granting everyone elses wishes

I wish there were no stupid, boring people
 
granted, you are surrounded by smart and exciting people, only for them to leave you because YOU are boring

I wish people would stop fan-girling over the movie Frozen!
 
Granted, but they are fan-girling over every other Disney princess movie ever made and singing all the princess songs from them, all day, every day.

I wish that people would stop being such inconsiderate drivers.
 
Granted, but now the streets are stuck in constant gridlock.

I wish I had a star to wish upon.
 
granted you have a star and its a tattoo on your back, which unfortunately you can not look at to wish upon it. mirrors, mysteriously cause it to turn into a swastika and summon hitler to your side.

I wish I knew next week's winning lottery numbers
 
Granted. Everyone gets them right.

I wish for good health.
 
granted, you have good health but a bad life!
I wish I could snap my fingers and be in whatever place I want!
 
Granted, but you have lost your fingers.

I wish you could snap your wings now.
 
granted they snap while you are flying high with them, and you fall down into the ocean

i wish tomorrow was today and today was yesterday
 
Granted, but now you must spend it all finding me and fishing me out of the ocean.

I wish I could fix someone's torn soul.
 
OK, but now you must practice sharpening those skills five hours a day the rest of your life.

I wish for help.
 
granted you get help from dr phil, who convinces you to help him help you help yourself

[video=youtube;aic0BLCf8yE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aic0BLCf8yE[/video]

I wish I was dr phil's twin brother
 
^ twin brother, so I could have my own talk show to compete with his :m039:
 
granted, you're dr phil's twin brother but a siamese twin so you share the same body (?)

I wish I had something to look forward to
 
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