Corrupt a wish

Granted. You deserve this. Everyone is happy for you, because nobody else has anything to look forward to any longer because of your wish.

I wish to have more influence with this newer generation.
 
just me said:
Granted. You deserve this. Everyone is happy for you, because nobody else has anything to look forward to any longer because of your wish.

I wish to have more influence with this newer generation.
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Granted. Your influence with this newer generation has greatly increased ; because of you there are many inspired newcomers to this forum. They emulate you by making their usernames "just me" and their avatars a running cartoon dog. Unfortunately, It's rather hard to distinguish between them all.

I wish that I could become invisible at will.
 
Granted- you become invisible and even walk through objects at will, but in exchange be unable to hear.

I wish to be a fisher of man.
 
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Granted. You are a fisher of man; you caught a dead man in your net whilst on a fishing trip in the Pacific, but I mean he's dead so... that sucks. Plus, you're one of the prime suspects in the investigation for his murder.

I wish I could literally re-live memories.
 
Granted you literally re-live the worst memory of your life, over and over

I wish for inner peace
 
Granted. Now it is your duty to instill inner peace in everyone you come in contact with. Your nature will make it an easy, though life-consuming, task.

I wish to help you.
 
Granted- you help me and thank god for succeeding.

I wish I can wonder what it'd be like without a bumpy road.
 
granted all the roads turn into quicksand and the wheels of your car into yacht anchors

I wish I could speed up time
 
I wish I could speed up time. Granted. Now you have to watch everything you love get older faster than you, because you are exempted!

I wish to write love letters to the one I love.
 
granted, your beloved gets a paper cut as she opens them and forever associates your words with pain

I wish I had my own personal army
 
Granted, but they eventually all turn against you.

I wish I had an Eidetic memory.
 
granted, but you have to trade your creativity for it

I wish everyone drove a Mercedes
 
Granted. They drove them to a hillside near the ocean, got out, and pushed them into the sea.

I wish everyone has a great day.
 
granted everyone has a great day right before they're killed in a multi-car pile up

I wish I knew the next poster's deepest darkest secrets
 
granted. You see nothing but darkness the rest of your life.

I wish i was highly talented at music
 
granted, but they are smiling and even laughing at something that causes you great embarrassment.

I wish I was never too cold or too hot- but always a comfortable body temperature.
 
granted you're always comfortable because you're in a coma, your body temp is being maintained through machines

I wish anywhere was the perfect place for a picnic
 
granted a meteorite kills off humanity and the earth returns to a state full of trees and natural wildlife. it's perfect for a picnic, but there is no longer any people left to have one.

I wish invader zim was still on tv
 
granted he's on tv for a second, to announce how the series is permanently cancelled without any chance of returning

I wish for a holiday
 
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