Fallacious Argument Clinic

[Ginny]

@Maikl Jexocuha I thought we didn't say true things about awful people in public

 

[John K]

Can we argue in this thread with only fallacious, improper, and downright embarrassingly bad logic?

Nothing can't exist because if it did it would be something, not nothing.

The opposite of nothing is not something, but everything. If nothing can't exist, then everything must exist.

That mean God, Cthulhu, flat earths, space coyotes and INFJs do actually exist along with a lot of other interesting stuff.


@April, Of course our own earth is flat. It's obvious really, because no-one who has gone looking for the edge and found it has ever come back to tell us - they fall off when they find it and we never hear from them again ... Q.E.D.

 

[Reason]

Nothing can't exist because if it did it would be something, not nothing.

The opposite of nothing is not something, but everything. If nothing can't exist, then everything must exist.

That mean God, Cthulhu, flat earths, space coyotes and INFJs do actually exist along with a lot of other interesting stuff.


@April, Of course our own earth is flat. It's obvious really, because no-one who has gone looking for the edge and found it has ever come back to tell us - they fall off when they find it and we never hear from them again ... Q.E.D.

Your argument is wrong because it hurts my feelings

 

[Lady Jolanda]

Your argument is wrong because it hurts my feelings

Your feelings are wrong cause it hurts my argument.

 

[Wyote]

Your argument is wrong because it hurts my feelings

Your feelings are wrong cause it hurts my argument.

Your feelings are wrong because they hurt my logical argument

Edit: Dammit LJ beat me to it

 

[John K]

Your argument is wrong because it hurts my feelings

Hmm!

 

[Rift Zone]

Hmm!

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Cthulhu's hurt is wrong cuz it feels like logical argument.

 

[John K]

Cthulhu's hurt is wrong cuz it feels like logical argument.

Ah! But who can call out the fallacy in dead Cthulhu's dreams and survive the encounter still sane?

 

[April]

Nothing can't exist because if it did it would be something, not nothing.

The opposite of nothing is not something, but everything. If nothing can't exist, then everything must exist.

That mean God, Cthulhu, flat earths, space coyotes and INFJs do actually exist along with a lot of other interesting stuff.


@April, Of course our own earth is flat. It's obvious really, because no-one who has gone looking for the edge and found it has ever come back to tell us - they fall off when they find it and we never hear from them again ... Q.E.D.

Hehe! Exactly

 

[April]

Your argument is wrong because it hurts my feelings

 

[Professor Snep]

Me, submitting a 159 pages theorem paper on why I don't want to spend hollidays with her weird friends

Her reply:
Your argument is invalid because boobs

 

[mintoots]

Me, submitting a 159 pages theorem paper on why I don't want to spend hollidays with her weird friends

Her reply:
Your argument is invalid because boobs

your girlfriend is awesome. (this statement is not a fallacious argument)

 

[Professor Snep]

your girlfriend is awesome. (this statement is not a fallacious argument)

 

[Rift Zone]

Ah! But who can call out the fallacy in dead Cthulhu's dreams and survive the encounter still sane?

*shug* Meh... I didn't make it.

 

[John K]

*shug* Meh... I didn't make it.

Yeah! - I've got the same t-shirt

 

[Rift Zone]

Yeah! - I've got the same t-shirt

 

[InfernoMink]

Why is there a black hole in my Natal Chart?

 

[Anomaly]

It is what it is.

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(Note: I abhor this phrase.)

 

[Sidis Coruscatis]

It is what it is.

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(Note: I abhor this phrase.)

You must never go to Japan.

 

[Ren]