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If you spend more time occupying the streets in “protest” than you occupy a shower, or a job, you’re a snowflake
Protesting in the streets takes grit and determination. Isn't that contrary to the "snowflake" metaphor of melting as soon as the heat is on?
If you’ve convinced yourself that despite any actual evidence, Russia somehow stole the election from Hillary, you are a snowflake.
There is plenty of actual evidence, if there weren't Trump would not be trying to dismember the FBI.
If your favorite arts and crafts projects consist of knitting pink hats in the shape of a reproductive organs or scribbling “Resist” on a cardboard sign, you are a snowflake.
What kind of bullshit is this?
If choosing between two gender options seems unfair to you, you are a snowflake.
Nothing like insisting clinging to blindness
If you demand a safe space from conservative speakers but think it’s perfectly acceptable to burn and smash up your own campus in protest, you are a snowflake - a violent snowflake - but a snowflake nonetheless.
Snowflakes by this definition are vandals.
If you think that you, by virtue of being born, deserve a participation trophy, you are a snowflake.
By this definition the Trump kids are snowflakes
If you think someone else should pay for your college education, you are a snowflake. There is no such thing as "free." It's not free if your neighbor pays for it.
Every kid in the upper class believes this as their parents shell out for their elite schools.
If you think borders, walls, and immigration laws are mean, you are a snowflake.
If recognizing the “Islam” in radical Islamic terrorism offends you, you are a snowflake.
Anyone who believes Islam is truly represented in terrorism is not Islamic.
If you think an AR-15 is a military assault rifle, you are a snowflake.
People buy AR-15s because they are assault rifles.
If you have never bought, shot, or touched a firearm but insist you are an expert on gun policy, you are a snowflake, and terribly misinformed.
And by corollary if you or anyone you have know has never had their right to vote suppressed you are an expert on voter fraud.
If the American flag and the National Anthem offend you, you are a snowflake and you should take your snowflake booty and relocate to another country since you clearly don’t appreciate this one.
but its cool if cops kill black men
If a simple Christmas greeting sends you into a PC orbit, you are a snowflake.
If you go your whole life living among people who refuse to acknowledge you are not of a christian family you are oppressed.
And last but not least, if you are more concerned with what our president tweets than the great things he’s doing for jobs, GDP, the stock market, border and national security, you are for dang sure a snowflake.
Burning down the house.
Protesting in the streets takes grit and determination. Isn't that contrary to the "snowflake" metaphor of melting as soon as the heat is on?
If you’ve convinced yourself that despite any actual evidence, Russia somehow stole the election from Hillary, you are a snowflake.
There is plenty of actual evidence, if there weren't Trump would not be trying to dismember the FBI.
If your favorite arts and crafts projects consist of knitting pink hats in the shape of a reproductive organs or scribbling “Resist” on a cardboard sign, you are a snowflake.
What kind of bullshit is this?
If choosing between two gender options seems unfair to you, you are a snowflake.
Nothing like insisting clinging to blindness
If you demand a safe space from conservative speakers but think it’s perfectly acceptable to burn and smash up your own campus in protest, you are a snowflake - a violent snowflake - but a snowflake nonetheless.
Snowflakes by this definition are vandals.
If you think that you, by virtue of being born, deserve a participation trophy, you are a snowflake.
By this definition the Trump kids are snowflakes
If you think someone else should pay for your college education, you are a snowflake. There is no such thing as "free." It's not free if your neighbor pays for it.
Every kid in the upper class believes this as their parents shell out for their elite schools.
If you think borders, walls, and immigration laws are mean, you are a snowflake.
If recognizing the “Islam” in radical Islamic terrorism offends you, you are a snowflake.
Anyone who believes Islam is truly represented in terrorism is not Islamic.
If you think an AR-15 is a military assault rifle, you are a snowflake.
People buy AR-15s because they are assault rifles.
If you have never bought, shot, or touched a firearm but insist you are an expert on gun policy, you are a snowflake, and terribly misinformed.
And by corollary if you or anyone you have know has never had their right to vote suppressed you are an expert on voter fraud.
If the American flag and the National Anthem offend you, you are a snowflake and you should take your snowflake booty and relocate to another country since you clearly don’t appreciate this one.
but its cool if cops kill black men
If a simple Christmas greeting sends you into a PC orbit, you are a snowflake.
If you go your whole life living among people who refuse to acknowledge you are not of a christian family you are oppressed.
And last but not least, if you are more concerned with what our president tweets than the great things he’s doing for jobs, GDP, the stock market, border and national security, you are for dang sure a snowflake.
Burning down the house.