Astronaut (obviously).
a journalist
I always excelled at English and writing.
I still want to be a jedi though.
A Yoda kind of jedi or a Mace Windu kind of jedi?
Obi-Wan Kenobi I'd say is a solid balance between the two.
And why can't I be a part of the dark side? Who the hell is more badass than Darth motherf'in Vader!?
Please, you so clean you squeak.
When you were a kid, what did you tell people you wanted to be when you grew up? Maybe there were many different things you wanted to be at different times, tell us what they are and what you think drew you to the idea.