Absurdly cool things you would say if you were in a action movie

"Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole."

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If I were Batman and I was in a movie with Doctor Freeze as the villain... Hmmm.. *Blurry Dream Sequence*

Policeman #1. Good work Batman! But how did you figure out that it was Doctor Freeze behind these weather related crimes?

Batman: It wasn't too difficult to deduce officer. I simply noticed that all the crime scenes had one thing in common.

Policeman #2. Ice?

Batman: Yes, but more precisely, officer, hail. There's only one man who can control the weather to such a degree, Dr. Victor Fries. aka Doctor Freeze.

Policeman #1. *smiling* I don't know what Gotham would do without you, Batman. *leaves to escort Dr. Freeze into the squad car*

Dr. Freeze: *yelling out loud as he is being thrown into the squad car* I'll get you for this caped crusader! You'll pay for raining on my parade!

Policeman #2. Say Bats, now that we've got Freeze. What do you think the weather will be like tomorrow?

Batman: I can't say what the weather will be for Gotham, officer, but I do have a forecast for Dr. Freeze.

Policeman #2. Oh, whats that Batman?

Batman: *Jumps into the Batmobile* Cloudy, officer... *close up* with a 100% chance of jail. *drives off into the night*
 
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More than say anything, in a dramatic stand off with a hostage I'd take my chances and blast the bad guy. Good guy dies? OH WELL ITS JUST A MOVIE. :D
 
Protagonist to corrupt politician he's finally confronting.

"You tried to kill me. I like that. I respect that. I find a man who is fearless a lot harder to shoot than a man who isn't."

Politician quietly pees on himself. Protagonist looks at his pants then back up at his face and smiles.

"Damn. I was hoping this wouldn't be so easy." *Blows politician's brainmeats all over the wall.*
 
To the femme fatale before betraying her

"I need you to know, it's just personal, not business."
 
"..by the sperm of all these boys who fuck you, get off my property!"

"hows your arsehole? so sore by being fucked by all these cunts?"
 
"...the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!"
 
Tomorrow is another day and I ' ll always have Tara
:):)
Love is, actually, all around...
"You, Charlie...."
 
"Why I oughta . . . "
 
"It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!"
-cute little girl which I don't remember her name from Despicable Me
 
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From 1:24 onwards one of my favorite movies scenes and lines from a Villain.
 
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Ah, it's moments like this where I feel almost... touched :m142: :m027: luckily such moments pass quickly.

New packaging, same product: Loser.

PROTAGONIST: As long as I'm alive, you WON'T succeed.
Me: *snicker* ha, my sentiments exactly *pulls a gun*

Damn, must stop posting early in the morning...
 
"There was a FIRE FIGHT!"
 
Everybody knows that I am the best
Because I took off the "S" off of Superman's chest
So Don't Test!

<It's not mine but I'd really love to say that!>
 
I wish it were easier to fill you with self knowledge than hot lead.
 
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