Absurdly cool things you would say if you were in a action movie

It's Britney, bitch.
 
"Say hello to my leetle friend"
"Applesauce Bitch!"
"Wait for my brother Baron"
 
"Damn right, it's better than yours!"
 
"Don't shoot! You'll destroy the popular belief that the protagonist can overcome all odds!"
 
"you want a piece a me, you want a piece a me!?"
 
I think if I was in an action movie... it would just be filled with manic laughter.
 
"Living in Pickering is Pointless!"
 
I shall consult the bones....
The bones tell me....nothing.

Travel in the direction the bird is flying...
Hey! It's going back to the village!
Ignore the bird...follow the river.

Ooh, Hilda...Wanna breed?
Hmm...tempting...but..no.

I love you, Sorcha? I don't love her. She kicked me in the face!

It was just my disappearing pig trick.
 
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Matariki said:
"I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"

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Never gets old, love it
 
Norton said:
"Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn."
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This is my favorite line of all time. I use it often ;) ...don't know if that is a good thing though. Instead of replacing her name I just leave it in there as I spit it out....usually staring at someone with a half smile :j but meaning it fully.
 
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GODDAMN VUVUZELAS.
 
Do you like to dance? I like to dance. Listen to the music! Watch me move. *Uses a shotgun to kill a tyranasaurus-rex dressed as Elton John.*
 
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