If life gives you...

give it to someone trustworthy in case you lose the other one

if life gives you steak when you're a vegan
 
enjoy the protein for your old bones.

If life gives you a situation difficult to understand
 
I would think about the situation and find a way to understand it.

If life gives you no friends...
 
quick change into water

If life gives you suicidal thoughts
 
...give it to [MENTION=680]just me[/MENTION] so he can go fishing!

If life gives you a mercurial mood...
 
Paint a picture! Kick something! No wait, write a poem! No... go for a walk! Scream at the sky! No... listen to music! Umm...damn you mercurial mood!

*shakes fist*

If life gives you meaningless endeavors...
 
Free2be said:
Paint a picture! Kick something! No wait, write a poem! No... go for a walk! Scream at the sky! No... listen to music! Umm...damn you mercurial mood!

*shakes fist*

If life gives you meaningless endeavors...
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lol, that was one of the best answers :p

meaningless endeavors... I am familiar with such. I would do as I do now, TRY and TRY to find some meaning in them. :P

If life gives you loneliness?
 
Try not to let it show so bad when you meet a nice lady that you like.

If life gives you too much stuff
 
delay throwing all your stuff away

If life gives you fresh strawberries
 
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