If life gives you...

[TinyBubbles]

say good bye to your furniture lol

if life gives you a treehouse

 

[INFJ16]

...throw a treehouse warming party.

If life gives you a bonfire...

 

[Free]

...dance around it.

If life gives you debt...

 

[54tjsioU]

Tag [MENTION=680]just me[/MENTION] or muir. Their close mindedness with get everyone to stop arguing and start running.
If life gives you hard as a rock beef jerky...

 

[just me]

you deserved it.

If life gives you bad gut feelings regarding something important

 

[Scientia]

Vomit.

If life gives you a surprisingly large amount of money...

 

[TinyBubbles]

pinch yourself

if life gives you sleepless nights

 

[54tjsioU]

Masturbate.
If life gives you a horrible boss...

 

[just me]

Maybe he needs some relief.

If life gives you a fishing pole and no bait

 

[Misadventure]

go digging for worms

if life gives you unrequited love...

 

[Satori]

...write a romantic tragedy.

If life gives you one hundred one phobias...

 

[hush]

Trade them in for Dalmatians, instead.

If life gives you mosquitoes

 

[INFJ16]

...deter with bug spray or kill with fire.

If life gives you flowers...

 

[rawr]

give them to [MENTION=11100]flower[/MENTION] - maybe stick one in her hair

If life gives you a lot of options

 

[Satori]

learn how to choose wisely.

If life gives you a nasty sting...

 

[just me]

Put some chaw on it.

If life gives you historical monuments to protect

 

[Misadventure]

Honor them!

If life gives you a bushel of rotten apples...

 

[Satori]

...use them as fertilizers.

If life gives you lots of unaccomplished to-do lists...

 

[Misadventure]

Start working on them one at a time.

If life gives you online friends...

 

[TinyBubbles]

love them!

if life gives you a bad memory